Despite the fact that almost 20 people are instant messaging me with that irratating DUHDUHDENG sound every single second of every single day , i have still managed to keep my sanity intact , which , in fact , is actually saying something , since i lose my head every time some random idol rolls by . Pfuit . The injustice of it all .

DUHDUHDENG ! Another random meaningless clatter of words . Some idiot has taken it into her head to go against the natural flow of idolism by telling us- a bunch of crazy progesterone filled females that their most loved idol never did study at Canada , when in fact , he DID . Therefore the natural instincts of said females was to lash out in catty tones and attempt to rip the poor fool's soul right out of her pathetic husk . Somehow i pride myself in keeping out of such arguments , until said husk suddenly accuses me of being RUDE just because i commented i could not understand her english , so punctuated by WORHXES and NERHHHXZZS . I fail to understand why society still protects such a breed of Lians when all the government ever does is tell us to speak GOOD ENGLISH .

i have a feeling Singapore's idea of Good English would be a mixture of Queen's English and a splatter of Singaporean Slang . And thus it turns out like this:


Me: Good morning dear fellow ! What a glorious day- HORH ?
Friend: Yes , indeed ! I agree , LORH !
Me: My love for Nasi Bryani cannot be suppressed , shall we proceed , my love ?
Friend: Sure , my darling ! I absolutely love it as well- WORH !
Me: And so we proceed into the sunset- EH ! NASI BRYANI SOLD OUT LEH !
Friend: Blasphemous !
Me: Agreed- COMPLAIN LA !!
Friend: Yes, we have to complain- DE LORH .


see the splatter of pretty words like BLASPHEMOUS in the conversation ? suddenly puctuated by horrible words like LORH LAH AND WORH ? thats how MOST people speak in Singapore , sans the pretty queen words . Even those supposedly educated in Harvard (R.E: our dear art teacher) still injects portions of Singlish Slang into their "I-MUST-SPEAK-LIKE-ANGMOH-COS-IT-MAKES-ME-LOOK-SMART-" speech . so its like really weird- imagine this Caucasian suddenly coming up to you and you , expecting said Caucasian to rattle off in a stream of perfect English , are horribly taken aback by the presence of Singapore Slang .



One word to describe the Singlish on our streets- POLLUTION .



Really .



Its unbearable .



I know sometimes i also insert those little vulgar NEHHS and stuff , but now , after speaking to SO MANY IRRITATING little twits on the internet , i have just realised seriously how HORRIBLE it is when you speak/write like that and you expect people to read your words . OHMYGOD . its really pisses me off when i ask a simple question and the reply ?


Me: Do you have a POSB account ?
HER: huhx ? PoSb iishh whatt derhHx ?
Me: Do you know whats a bank ?
HER: 3rrH , O.0 wHatT euU miienNx



WHAT THE FRIGGIN HELLLLLL . UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!?!!?!?!?! bloody beem .



anyway i have to go now , father orders me to .




on the last note- CHRISTIAN BALE IS HOT ! <3





P.S/ EVIL SABRINA :( CALVIN IS MINE !! :D

'Buh-bye>